the Differences Between Work and Prison

Posted: August 3, 2007 in 笑口常开, 醒世恒言

The Differences Between Work and Prison

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day for free.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers. 

So what are you waiting for?  Wink

上班的时候同事发过来的一个email,无聊的生活,人要学会整理自己的心情

最近的一段日子,莫明其妙的喜欢上了上班的感觉,反倒是下班和周末才会觉得很无聊,甚至是有点不想回到睡觉的那个小窝了。

上班的乐趣就是下班,到我这里,下班的期待就是上班

有些神经错乱了

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Comments
  1. xiaoshu says:

     
    all right, let’s rob a bank and get into jail…hahah
     

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