祝小朋友们国庆快乐

Posted: September 30, 2008 in 笑口常开
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George Bush is sat in the oval office one morning, reviewing the Iraq situation with his generals.

The door opens, an aide walks in.

“Bad news I’m afraid, Mr President. We have just had word that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.”

President Bush drops to his knees and puts his face in his hands, and starts sobbing with grief. Absolutely inconsolable.

The President seems to have taken the news incredibly badly. All the assembled generals can hear from the president is a mumbled, “Oh my god, oh my god…”

Eventually, Bush looks up to Dick Cheney through teary eyes from where he is kneeling and asks

“Exactly how many is a brazillion, Dick?”

又是国庆了,坡国的十月一日是儿童节,今天又碰巧是一个穆斯林公共假日,所以休息一天

祝坡国的小朋友们节日快乐,也祝国内出游的小朋友们长假快乐

转个小笑话,希望每个人每天都开开心心的

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Comments
  1. ROGER says:

    A good one there. Brought a smile to my grumpy face.

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