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不管你是开心还是伤心？不管你是失意还是得意?不管你是消极还是积极？在你漫长的生命长河中，总有那么一两句话会打动你的心，可能那时你也正处在话语中的那种心境。多年以后，当你回想起往事，回想起打动你心灵的话语，也许你的心境会豁然开朗。
一、记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的。
二、鱼对水说：“你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里。”水对鱼说：“我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。”
三、日出东海落西山，愁也一天，喜也一天；遇事不钻牛角尖，人也舒坦，心也舒坦。
四、毁灭人只要一句话，培植一个人却要千句话，请你多口下留情。
五、同样的瓶子，你为什么要装毒药呢？同样的心里，你为什么要充满着烦恼呢？
六、眼泪是女人最原始的武器，也是男人唯一无法抵抗的最厉害的武器。
七、这个世界永远充满着诱惑。就像猴子掰玉米那样，看到好的又把怀里的扔了，看到好的又把怀里的扔了，到了最后，留在怀里的其实是个最小的。
八、有一种感觉总在失眠时，才承认是“相思”；有一种缘分总在梦醒后，才相信是“永恒”；有一种目光总在分手时，才看见是“眷恋”；有一种心情总在离别后，才明白是“失落”。
九、在正确的时间，遇见正确的人，是一生幸福；在正确的时间，遇见错误的人，是一场心伤；在错误的时间，遇见错误的人，是一段荒唐；在错误的时间，遇见正确的人，是一声叹息。
十、执子之手，与子共著。执子之手，与子同眠。执子之手，与子偕老。执子之手，夫复何求？
The Differences Between Work and Prison
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day for free.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
So what are you waiting for? 
上班的时候同事发过来的一个email，无聊的生活，人要学会整理自己的心情
最近的一段日子，莫明其妙的喜欢上了上班的感觉，反倒是下班和周末才会觉得很无聊，甚至是有点不想回到睡觉的那个小窝了。
上班的乐趣就是下班，到我这里，下班的期待就是上班
有些神经错乱了
Believe in Miracles 